I'm a Professional.

A haiku because HAIKUS ARE SOPHISTICATED. <33

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 22:34:51 GMT

Men do not have boobies.
They are not meant to you know.
I'm glad that they dont.

It would be scary
If they actually did.
I dont know man, ew.

But hey, if they did.
Would that mean theyd be curvy?
Cause curvy is nice.

They wouldnt look good
in dresses or skirts you know.
or high heels either.

They would freak me out
Cause men dont make good women.
They really just dont.

Men can go shopping
They can go to the spa, too
and they can own cats.

And they can make Will,
turn his head during gym class,
But theyre not women.

M_M_M_M_MUMMY.

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 03:53:04 GMT

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
is-it-laced goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as a mummy.
anotherpatient tricks you! You get an eraser.
lady_edward gives you 1 light blue raspberry-flavoured gumdrops.
teh_director gives you 16 yellow grape-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
the_barkeep gives you 1 blue cherry-flavoured wafers.
trialnumbertwo tricks you! You lose 14 pieces of candy!
twangles tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!
und_ich_hore tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!
zeig_dich_nicht gives you 5 green strawberry-flavoured pieces of taffy.
zeppelind gives you 4 purple coconut-flavoured gummy bats.
zister_kaver tricks you! You lose 3 pieces of candy!
is-it-laced ends up with 8 pieces of candy, and an eraser.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

.w. I'm more of a chaperone than a trick or treater anyway.

Laments?

Wed, 04 Jul 2007 02:09:06 GMT

I'll rape and pillage your villiage but at least I wont kill your women! See how much of a gentleman I am? I'm all about the ladies. ♥

Sup'?

Wed, 14 Feb 2007 22:38:36 GMT

Happy Valentines Day, to the bubbliest butt evar~!!! ♥

And for the kids..

nosebleed...

Tue, 26 Dec 2006 02:13:29 GMT

*~A SEXEH LADEH ISH SSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXEEEHHHHHHH.~*

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 23:32:40 GMT